Friday, May 15, 2009

Re: Lice Bands

Harold, agree we need to retool our brand. But not feeling this one.

Pete Hardwick
President
P.H. Alice Band Co.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fake Facial Scrub Ingredients

Scruberries

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0007

Hey, I like you. I'm putting you on my 'If I Get Desperate' list.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Text Speak of the Rich

ROTFL
Rolling on the floors laughing

Friday, May 8, 2009

Cartoon Shows for the Rich

$murf$

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0006

Yeah dying has always been up there on my list of ambitions. Mainly 'cos it's the only one I know I can achieve.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Footprints, Revisted by Anton Krueger

i dreamed i saw two pairs of footprints
trailing through the sands of time…
i dreamed i saw two sets of steps:
one pair the master’s, the other, mine…

and I said: “but lord –
why when times were hardest for me,
why are there only one pair of footprints, then?
why did you abandon me in the hour of my greatest need?”

and he turned to me…
and in a voice as crystal clear as dawn,
i heard the voice of our lord say:
“hmm…aah…well…look –
…sorry about that.”