Victoria Williams: 0011

Test of endurance called to a halt. Finally had to empty my bladder.

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Schizophrenia
Schizophrenia who?
Who's on first?

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cramp
Cramp who?
Crampa Joe.

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mumps
Mumps who?
Mumps the word.

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Asthma
Asthma who?
Asthma fist.

Victoria Williams: 0010

Love Song of Neisseria Gonorrhoeae
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gonorrhoea.
Gonorrhoea Who?
Gonorrhoea’d the fury in thy eyes,
But give me leave I can explain this,
Thus accept flowers and resent not lies,
I have inflamed thy pelvis.

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaundice
Jaundice who?
Jaundice telegram or not?