Thursday, March 28, 2013

Eva Jackson: 0040

Emotions for the new age

·   Delayed toast fright (the surprise that only hits after the toast has sprung up)
·   Dread envy (the envy occasioned by a full, rich, or interestingly kinked head of dreaded hair in excess of or generally better than one’s own)
·   Bed envy (the envy occasioned by great linens)
·   Saké love (rhymes with puppy love, and would happen to you if you were to travel to Japan and get sloshed at a small restaurant so good it only seats seven people)