Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Apprentice Shadow Puppeteer writes to the Master
"Thank you for casting a shadow shaped as knowledge on my brain."
Friday, March 27, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
The Track-Listing of The Band's First Album, Entitled The Album
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Victoria Williams: 0002
All-Purpose Opinion
[Insert Noun] is awful. Awful. Some of it is good. But it's marred by the fact that most of it is awful.
[Insert Noun] is awful. Awful. Some of it is good. But it's marred by the fact that most of it is awful.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Chimurenga 14 Out in April
Chimurenga 14
Words and Images from: M. Neelika Jayawardane, Emily Raboteau, Rasheed Araeen, Martin Kimani, Shailja Patel, Rustum Kozain, Kai Friese, Amitav Gosh, Manu Herbstein, J.S. Saxena, Ranjith Kally, Vivek Narayanan, Achal Prabhala, Akin Adesokan, Neo Muyanga, Philippe Rekacewicz, Percy Zvomuya, Mahmood Mamdani, Binyavanga Wainaina, Raqs Media Collective, Pravasan Pillay, Rigo 23, Andile Mngxitama, Naeem Mohaiemen, Tsuba Ka 23, Girija Tropp, the Robben Island Museum, Speculative Archive, and many more …
Out on April 2
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Victoria Williams: 0001
Two Post-Coital Comments Originating From Anonymous Hotel Rooms
1. "If I was a steak I'd be well-done."
2. "When we're married darling, I'll do that for free."
Victoria Williams is a genius from England.
1. "If I was a steak I'd be well-done."
2. "When we're married darling, I'll do that for free."
Victoria Williams is a genius from England.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Three Laws of (South African) Robotics
1. A robot may not assist a human being or, through any action, allow a human being to cross an intersection.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Forthcoming publication from Dye Hard Press: Green Dragon 6
Contributors to this forthcoming issue of the newly relaunched Green Dragon are Alan Finlay, Arja Salafranca, Haidee Kruger, Janet van Eerden, Joop Bersee, Kelwyn Sole, Kobus Moolman, Tania van Schalkwyk, Megan Hall, Cecilia Ferriera, Anton Krueger, Allan Kolski Horwitz, Goodenough Mashego, David wa Maahlamela, Vonani Bila, Mphutlane wa Bofelo, Aryan Kaganof, Neo Molefe Shameeyaa, Colleen Higgs, Gus Ferguson, Brent Meersman, Kai Lossgott, Daniel Browde, Mick Raubenheimer and Mxolisi Nyezwa. Lyrics from Durban folk group The Litchis.
ISBN:978-0-620-43490-4
Publication scheduled for May/June.
Pricing to be confirmed.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Early Suggestions From The Marketing Desk of The Makers of Jawbreaker Candy
Chokeball
Orifice Obliterator
Ball and Pain
Heimlicker
Orifice Obliterator
Ball and Pain
Heimlicker
Monday, March 2, 2009
Inventions
Invent an application that measures and tracks the percentage of Internet that a person has visited.
For instance, when you log on the application would say: "Good morning, David. You have 20 percent of the Internet left to visit."
N.b. The application should only be sold to people named David.
For instance, when you log on the application would say: "Good morning, David. You have 20 percent of the Internet left to visit."
N.b. The application should only be sold to people named David.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Possible domain name for social networking site servicing Antarctica
www.icebreaker.com
or, maybe
www.icebreakers.com
Adding the 's' suggests multiple opportunities for ice breaking.
This is more social.
or, maybe
www.icebreakers.com
Adding the 's' suggests multiple opportunities for ice breaking.
This is more social.
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