Friday, March 30, 2012

Thursday, March 29, 2012


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Victoria Williams: 0144

We’ve been together 6 years. Mainly because neither of us can afford to pay the rent on our own.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Internet Sentences: 0002

"The selection process was carried out through random selection in Our computerized email selection system (ESS) London Uk."  

Source: Junk Mail

Friday, March 23, 2012

Thursday, March 22, 2012


I conform in my own way.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Victoria Williams: 0143

Ok I’m just going to go through the list (of wives?) stop me when I get to your name: Sarah, Masie, Betty, Sue…

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Seven Deadly Sins

These are the seven deadly sins:
1. Sloth

Friday, March 16, 2012

Thursday, March 15, 2012


I'm trying to convince the bathroom tap to stop dripping. If it doesn't listen to me I might have to faucet.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Victoria Williams: 0142

17, 22, 34. Every time I look it gets higher.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Beards: 0026

Friday, March 9, 2012

Savage Parade by Gary Cummiskey

Thursday, March 8, 2012


I'm kind of a perfectionsit.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Victoria Williams: 0141

Where’s the Nazi box. Well, either mother has put it away somewhere, i.e. hidden it, or dad buried it with the hand grenades. So if we go looking for the Nazi war memorabilia, we may get blown up by your grandfather’s allied hand grenades. Yes or crushed to death by mother’s antique collection. Which antique collection? That one (points up). The ceiling? It’s right above our heads, in the loft. It’s a wonder the ceiling hasn’t fallen in. Is your gold elephant up there? Yes. You’d think that alone would crack the boards...

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Beards: 0025

Friday, March 2, 2012

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Toilet Humour

I don't do toilet humour. I'm above that shit.