Friday, May 29, 2009

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ulcer who?
Ulcertainly not visit you again

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
OCD who?
Knock knock

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ennui who?
Ennui go with this charade

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0009

Three Things That Concern Me

1. Potential sexual partners (reclusive nature of).

2. The transience of friendship. Why are all my relationships begun on the understanding that they must eventually end?

3. The likelihood that one day, all my lies will catch up with me.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sinus who?
Sinus petition please

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Knock Knock: Unscripted

Knock knock
Who's there?
Joe Shmoe.
Joe Shmoe who?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0008

The truth is all very well and good, but as far as entertainment goes it has its limits.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Re: Lice Bands

Harold, agree we need to retool our brand. But not feeling this one.

Pete Hardwick
P.H. Alice Band Co.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fake Facial Scrub Ingredients


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0007

Hey, I like you. I'm putting you on my 'If I Get Desperate' list.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Text Speak of the Rich

Rolling on the floors laughing

Friday, May 8, 2009

Cartoon Shows for the Rich


Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0006

Yeah dying has always been up there on my list of ambitions. Mainly 'cos it's the only one I know I can achieve.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Footprints, Revisted by Anton Krueger

i dreamed i saw two pairs of footprints
trailing through the sands of time…
i dreamed i saw two sets of steps:
one pair the master’s, the other, mine…

and I said: “but lord –
why when times were hardest for me,
why are there only one pair of footprints, then?
why did you abandon me in the hour of my greatest need?”

and he turned to me…
and in a voice as crystal clear as dawn,
i heard the voice of our lord say:
“hmm…aah…well…look –
…sorry about that.”