Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ulcer
Ulcer who?
Ulcertainly not visit you again

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
OCD
OCD who?
Knock knock

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ennui
Ennui who?
Ennui go with this charade

Victoria Williams: 0009

Three Things That Concern Me

1. Potential sexual partners (reclusive nature of).

2. The transience of friendship. Why are all my relationships begun on the understanding that they must eventually end?

3. The likelihood that one day, all my lies will catch up with me.

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sinus
Sinus who?
Sinus petition please

Knock Knock: Unscripted

Knock knock
Who's there?
Joe Shmoe.
Joe Shmoe who?
Sigh.

Sandalnista!

Victoria Williams: 0008

The truth is all very well and good, but as far as entertainment goes it has its limits.

Re: Lice Bands

Harold, agree we need to retool our brand. But not feeling this one.

Pete Hardwick
President
P.H. Alice Band Co.

Fake Facial Scrub Ingredients

Scruberries

Victoria Williams: 0007

Hey, I like you. I'm putting you on my 'If I Get Desperate' list.

Text Speak of the Rich

ROTFL
Rolling on the floors laughing

Cartoon Shows for the Rich

$murf$

Victoria Williams: 0006

Yeah dying has always been up there on my list of ambitions. Mainly 'cos it's the only one I know I can achieve.

Footprints, Revisted by Anton Krueger

i dreamed i saw two pairs of footprints
trailing through the sands of time…
i dreamed i saw two sets of steps:
one pair the master’s, the other, mine…

and I said: “but lord –
why when times were hardest for me,
why are there only one pair of footprints, then?
why did you abandon me in the hour of my greatest need?”

and he turned to me…
and in a voice as crystal clear as dawn,
i heard the voice of our lord say:
“hmm…aah…well…look –
…sorry about that.”