Quick - Put Your Veil Down! by Gary Cummiskey

Slutauktion

Ana Drahotusky Bruketa: 0009

Victoria Williams: 0144

We’ve been together 6 years. Mainly because neither of us can afford to pay the rent on our own.

Internet Sentences: 0002

"The selection process was carried out through random selection in Our computerized email selection system (ESS) London Uk."  

Source: Junk Mail

To the East! To the East! by Gary Cummiskey

Conform

I conform in my own way.

Ana Drahotusky Bruketa: 0008

Victoria Williams: 0143

Ok I’m just going to go through the list (of wives?) stop me when I get to your name: Sarah, Masie, Betty, Sue…

Seven Deadly Sins

These are the seven deadly sins:
1. Sloth
2.

O Seasons, O Castles by Gary Cummiskey

Faucet

I'm trying to convince the bathroom tap to stop dripping. If it doesn't listen to me I might have to faucet.

Ana Drahotusky Bruketa: 0007

Victoria Williams: 0142

17, 22, 34. Every time I look it gets higher.

Beards: 0026

Savage Parade by Gary Cummiskey

Perfetc

I'm kind of a perfectionsit.

Ana Drahotusky Bruketa: 0006

Victoria Williams: 0141

Where’s the Nazi box. Well, either mother has put it away somewhere, i.e. hidden it, or dad buried it with the hand grenades. So if we go looking for the Nazi war memorabilia, we may get blown up by your grandfather’s allied hand grenades. Yes or crushed to death by mother’s antique collection. Which antique collection? That one (points up). The ceiling? It’s right above our heads, in the loft. It’s a wonder the ceiling hasn’t fallen in. Is your gold elephant up there? Yes. You’d think that alone would crack the boards...

Beards: 0025

Unexpected Guests by Gary Cummiskey

Toilet Humour

I don't do toilet humour. I'm above that shit.