We Did Not Know What Was Happening by Gary Cummiskey

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 A_Discrete_Solution_To_"!ErectileDysfunction!"

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I tried to drive their happy voices away from my door,
With a temper tantrum,
But they just laughed at me,
And then at something else.
One day my tantrums will be good for something.

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Are they Cheating on You?

Once Upon A Time In A Landscape by Gary Cummiskey

Shaggy Extracts

"Oh the stories... I’ll be gleaning many a tale of wisdom and joy from the rich fields of memories we’ve harvested together this year and I’ll be storing them away carefully in my neurological silo, ready to be ground into the flour of happy contemplation when one day I decide to bake for myself the nutty, gluten-free, sour-dough bread of my dotage."

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Safety Pin #2
(by David Fullerton)
Pinny pin
pokey poke
My chinny chin,
strokey stroke
Ooh disaster
Hurry, quick,
Fetch sticky plaster

Te, Kaffe, Kryddor, Chutney, Pickles