Went over to Sara’s house, not on purpose, but not exactly by accident either. Initially she wouldn’t let me in, so I had to stand on the doorstep and exaggerate some personal problems until she let her guard down. Then I spent the afternoon clutching at her waist and weeping into her navel.
I said, “You look shocked and appalled. Don’t be shocked and appalled.”
She said, “I’m not shocked.”