Victoria Williams: 0094

My mother says: Go make sure Richard Nixon hasn’t started up again. If he has just press the pause button... and then I wake up. I pull a 12” spring out of my nose – it falls on the floor and a little blood spatters too. I look for the orange pepper I have been eating like an apple... and then I wake up. There’s a note on my lap saying – we love your work, we would like to offer you a substantial sum for the right to print it on our products, signed CEO Andrex Toilet Paper... and then I wake up. etc etc