Emotions for the new age
· Delayed toast fright (the surprise that only hits after the toast has sprung up)
· Dread envy (the envy occasioned by a full, rich, or interestingly kinked head of dreaded hair in excess of or generally better than one’s own)
· Bed envy (the envy occasioned by great linens)
· Saké love (rhymes with puppy love, and would happen to you if you were to travel to Japan and get sloshed at a small restaurant so good it only seats seven people)
