Thursday, June 27, 2013

Eva Jackson: 0050

Lines for explaining yourself to audiences

“I will just pretend that I am walking into a new office where I have just gotten to know everyone very well.”

“I have no sensation in my fingers, so if I clutch my papers in a kind of crumpling frenzy it is not because I am scared of you.”

“Those with no sensation in their fingers are still good at sex.”

“I do have sensation in my fingers.”

“Imagining you all as naked or as clothed in some kind of period dress would just result in a weird delay in my reactions and then you would get stony-faced, so let’s just dispense with that shall we?”

“This has gotten weird. I’m going now. Thanks. Bye.”