Jaded Javelins

I just don't see the point in coming back down sometimes.

Jittery Javelins

a. I'm gonna throw up. Seriously.

b. Look out!

Victoria Williams: 0012

We Were Just Talking No.2

I think she's ugly. She offends my eyes.

Well you're no oil painting yourself.

I know, but I don't have to look at me

Jubilant Javelins

Whee!

Knock Knock: Ailments

Despite a two weeks supply of Knock Knock Ailment "jokes" still in the "bag", "we" have succumbed to "reader" "pressure", and discontinued Knock Knock Ailment Month. Next week will be javelin "week".
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Colic
Colic who?
Let's colic a day

Knock Knock: Ailments

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fever
Fever who?
Fever just in zee neighbourhood
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hay fever
Hay fever who?
Hay, fever just in zee neighbourhood

Victoria Williams: 0011

Test of endurance called to a halt. Finally had to empty my bladder.