Savage Parade by Gary Cummiskey

Perfetc

I'm kind of a perfectionsit.

Ana Drahotusky Bruketa: 0006

Victoria Williams: 0141

Where’s the Nazi box. Well, either mother has put it away somewhere, i.e. hidden it, or dad buried it with the hand grenades. So if we go looking for the Nazi war memorabilia, we may get blown up by your grandfather’s allied hand grenades. Yes or crushed to death by mother’s antique collection. Which antique collection? That one (points up). The ceiling? It’s right above our heads, in the loft. It’s a wonder the ceiling hasn’t fallen in. Is your gold elephant up there? Yes. You’d think that alone would crack the boards...

Beards: 0025

Unexpected Guests by Gary Cummiskey

Toilet Humour

I don't do toilet humour. I'm above that shit.