Victoria Williams: 0034

Oh Coca-Cola, I am so wired and it’s all your fault. Why can’t my habits be more manly and serious? Why do I have to be addicted to you, you bottled pansy-water? Even the smokers are laughing at me. Why did I pay an extra 10p for your ‘Limited Edition Coca-Cola with Lemon’ flavour? You know I love you with a slice of lemon (frankly, we all know I just love lemons), but your citric flavourings are not ‘the real thing’. You to me: like being kissed by a princess, then I turn into the frog.